Girl in a Whirl: Joke of the day

OK, I got a couple of funnies for you. Kira and Gavin --sorry, but I want my friends to see this too! One is a trip down memory lane: here , and one is a tribute to genius: here. Enjoy!

Inspiration --"Girl in a Whirl"

Vickie Gunther

Look at me, look at me, look at me now!
You could do what I do
If you only knew how.

I study the scriptures one hour each day;
I bake,
I upholster,
I scrub,
and I pray.

I always keep all the commandments completely;
I speak to my little ones gently and sweetly.

I play the piano!
I bless with my talents!
My toilets all sparkle!
My checkbooks all balance!

I read to my children!
I help all my neighbors!
I bless the community, too, with my labors.

I can home-grown produce each summer and fall.
But that is not all! Oh, no. That is not all

I have a home business to help make some money;
I always look beautifully groomed for my honey.

I grind my own wheat and I bake all our bread;
I have all our meals planned out six months ahead.

These things are not hard;
It's good if you do them;
You can if you try!
Just set goals and pursue them!

It's easy to do all the things that I do!
If you plan and work smart, you can do them all, too!

It's easy!" she said

and then she dropped dead.

Girl in a Whirl

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